Ranking Things That Feel More Relaxing Than an Actual Vacation

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Summer vacations with kids are fun in the same way that relocating a circus is fun—absolute madness, so many bags and bodies, but can be as exciting as they can be overstimulating.

So in honor of summer, I’ve put together a completely UN-scientific ranking of things that feel more relaxing than an actual family vacation.

Sitting in your car in the driveway after work. – ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️☆

You’re done with work, but no one knows you’re available yet. Because you’re not. 4/5 stars.

Going to a restaurant and someone else handles all the kid care. – ⭐️⭐️⭐️☆☆

Yeah, the kids are there, but you know, they’re pretty cool sometimes. It’s just better when you don’t have to do the bathroom visits, and you get to eat your food hot. 3/5 stars.

Going to Target alone. – ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️☆

No list. No agenda. No tiny consultants following you around asking for things. 4/5 stars.

The school pickup line when you’re 20 min. early. – ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

It’s just you and your true crime podcast. 5/5 stars.

Folding laundry in complete silence. – ⭐️⭐️☆☆☆

The laundry still sucks. The silence does the heavy lifting here. 2/5 stars.

Checking into a hotel yourself. – ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Just you and a king-size bed. 5/5 stars, would recommend.

A shower where nobody talks to you through the door. – ⭐️⭐️⭐️☆☆

Lost two stars for being unrealistic. 3/5 stars.

What feels more relaxing than a vacation to you right now?

113 thoughts on “Ranking Things That Feel More Relaxing Than an Actual Vacation”

  1. McKenna Mayfield says:

    My mom loves reading a good book series on a long weekend night with a glass of tea in her cup in her cozy pjs she always tells me not to disturb her when she’s reading a good book 📕

  2. Julie Bush says:

    A morning by the pool with a good magazine smoothie and nap to wake up then get a nice late lunch and relaxing bath

  3. Nevaeh Moreman says:

    Being able to sleep in, enjoy being by yourself, perfect temp, and food is far more better than a vacation!

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